Could you maybe, I don’t know, tell us what he said?

YES. Fucking Barry thinks -og words don’t rhyme because he’s an insane New york person

I didn’t. National Anything Day is stupid and made up.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

In a strange turn of events, Matt Ryan said he will also be skipping the White House event.

To be fair, both sides do it a lot, and act like it’s only the other side that complains about it. The right uses “snowflakes” and the left uses “fascists”. Everyones got coded language to whine about the other party in such exaggerated terms.

what

Although shitty, if he tweets from that account for work purposes, he isn’t going to win his lawsuit. By entangling his personal account with work stuff, he has made himself a representative of the Post through that account.

Dammit people! We’re enforcing the proper penalties for breaking the law! Just...dammit.

They can’t even agree which screen to watch. Hilarious.

Favre?

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Dude. We liked Rajon Rondo when he was here. Rajon Fucking Rondo. Nobody’s going to hate anybody on one of our sports teams until they leave then we’ll trash them regardless of race.

The world would be a lot nicer place if we could all be 6/9ths as happy as Gronk.

Boston. I’ve exhausted all my capacity to hate on Boston this week, but obviously it deserves to be on this list because every Boston suburb thinks it’s the single most unique neighborhood on Earth.

Thank you for dropping in the “Apple can’t innovate” comment required in any post about Apple. Yours is now the 15,138,104,297 such comment on the internet in the last 20 years. Give yourself a pat on the back.

“The future is female”..... what the fuck ever.

If you want to win championships, having a coach who knows clock management and doesn’t turn into a drooling moron in 4th quarters is a good start.

After the coaching carousel of the past few seasons, Niners fans can rest easy in the certainty that they have a coach committed to the long haul. They know he won’t run.

Michael Smith is friends with Brady therefore by the Root definition Smith is a Tom.