Fishest could definitely finish better than 7-9.

“Wait...no weed though? Did they deflate footballs? No for either? Ok...Good.” - Roger Godell

lets chat call my cel @5p thx

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

Worst potential championship matchup, NHL: Carolina vs Edmon- oh god damn it

I’d never heard of putting pancake syrup in the fridge. Huh.

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

See, here’s the thing.... you acknowledge that most people aren’t joining the military to go to war with people they don’t know, but then say that they should just go volunteer and do community work instead. Like you said, the majority of the people joining are doing so because they lack the skills/discipline to hold…

I’m more fed up with the media hounding Brady about Trump than I am that he loves Trump.

Yet you demand Brady “spew” his because you want to criticize him.

Tom Brady doesn’t owe anyone an explanation. You’re a big boy too!

No, of course not. Like any reasonable adult, you know that you’re rooting for laundry, and you pay attention to these guys for their football skills and nothing else.

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

Cardinals GM: [dials up Astros GM] Looks like we have to send you a couple of draft picks, do you want to make those selections yourself or should we just work off the list that we have?

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

Why the contempt? It’s pretty much settled that “Deflate-gate”was bullshit, right? Right.

Probably referring to Mark Brunell on ESPN, who really did get so emotional over Deflategate that he got teary-eyed on TV.

Is Tom Brady cold or hot? He’s wearing a half sleeve shirt, a sleeveless hoodie, and a stocking cap. I’m so confused.

I’m going to choose to believe that this wasn’t a Pats superfan kissing Brady’s ass, but actually a long windup to a fancy dog punchline.

I absolutely hate the Patriots, but I’m secretly hoping they win just for that moment where Goodell has to sheepishly hand over the trophy. I imagine his body language will be something like “middle schooler whose dad forced him to apologize for breaking a window” and it will be glorious.