I’ve always gone with hatchet-faced harridan, because I like the alliteration.

An F150 XLT SuperCrew cab with equipment group 300A

Couldn’t he ha e just sent a text to an equipment guy to have that done?

First Gear/Neutral:

On the other hand, he’d know all about men in canoes.

The Lion’s head coach with the team franchise record in regular season wins? Wayne Fontes, with 66.

They’re not referring to this Nighthawks, are they? Because that would be both very cool, and very strange:

Allow me to present the Louisville Bats

So, it’s basically a remake of The Diry Dozen; with less Telly Savalas and more smash cuts.

It’s been 10 years, but Dr. Fun is still pretty good.

Counterpoint: Kimchi is traditionally made the same way.

It’s the least appropriate vehicle for Nurburgring since

A tank needs a breech-loading gun; which were very rare in the Civil War era.

When he started it was 39-year-old Beatty playing 53-year-old Howard Hughes.

Also: Edmondson granted release from MSU football team

Which state? It’s possible that today is the last day to register for your new state’s primary election. This is a partisan election where the parties select among several candidates for the downballot races like US Congress and Senate; as well as state representatives.

OTOH, @JohnDingell’s timeline is comedy f’n gold:

From Memory: Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon, LBJ, Kennedy, Ike, Truman, FDR, Hoover, Coolidge(?)

Sure thing, Yoko.

Here’s the street-view of the intersection . This is the view from the Tesla’s lane, about 180m from the intersection.