Which state? It’s possible that today is the last day to register for your new state’s primary election. This is a partisan election where the parties select among several candidates for the downballot races like US Congress and Senate; as well as state representatives.

OTOH, @JohnDingell’s timeline is comedy f’n gold:

From Memory: Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon, LBJ, Kennedy, Ike, Truman, FDR, Hoover, Coolidge(?)

Sure thing, Yoko.

Here’s the street-view of the intersection . This is the view from the Tesla’s lane, about 180m from the intersection.

They probably found the contraband cattle after he was pulled over for a moooooving violation.

The rink is also home to the International Peewee hockey tournament. (http://www.tournoipee-wee.qc.ca)

Oh man... the internet beat me to another bricks’n’mortar store concept.

I’m looking forward to the new Tubman $20; because I have a sure-fire get rich scheme.

Now we know what career path Bobby Tables chose.

Neither. You should go home and reevaluate your life choices.

Even when it’s not the Chicago Police doing the shooting. (22 in 2015, 8 fatally.)

http://www.outsideonline.com/o/outdoor-adve…

NHL Rule 6.1

The NHL refused to give them the waiver, so the captains and alternates will still wear the ‘C’ and ‘A’.

Who had fine dinner parties with very nice wine parings.

That’s not true.

It’s illegal to redeem containers not bought in Michigan for the 10 cent deposit. See Michigan Deposit Law for the details; but returning more than 10,000 non-Michigan containers is a 5-year felony.

“Thunderbolts and Lighting? Very, very frightening!”