Bootstraps. What an interesting nickname for Michelle Duggar’s reproductive system.

I mean, imagine if the EPA allowed car manufacturers to self-report their efficiency based on a general platform or drivetrain?

“Could you add apps....”

Well, a couple of reasons; but most fundamentally, because what you control in your car requires a close coupling with information to and from the vehicle bus.

So much for JPP’s post-NFL career as a movie reviewer.

That brings a whole new meaning to ex cathedra.

Compare how every social conservative is treating an elected official who is using their recently converted-to faith to refuse to do her job with how they’re treating a private employee who is using their recently converted-to faith to refuse to do her job.

To ask the obvious question — what would the range be if they deleted stupid shit like falcon wing doors, automatic rear spoiler, and power liftgate? That’s a lot of weight, complexity, and power usage for very little performance or ergonomic advantage.

“Not hostile,” said the FCA chief. “There are varying degrees of hugs. I can hug you nicely, I can hug you tightly, I can hug you like a bear, I can really hug you. Everything starts with physical contact. Then it can degrade, but it starts with physical contact.”

“Yogi became the first dog to be ejected from a professional baseball game in 2009 when he took a shit on the field”

One correction on the Bloomberg quote.

Alanis? She briefly one of the cast members on You Can’t Do That on Television.

Except Secretariat was very well known as a sire if broodmares. The X Factor (large heart) is passed from sires through the x chromosome, so it can only be passed down on the distaff side.

I love this.

“Kelvin! I know your knee just exploded like a long-buried World War II leftover, and your season is over; but can you sign this Devin Funchess jersey for me on your way to surgury?”

Why would you be alarmed? Pigeons and seagulls have feathers, just like real birds.

There’s nothing wrong with that beltline!

I’m not sure; but you’d need three or four non-credited book generators to pull it off.

Missed Lede: Willa Cat-her is an excellent name for a pet feline.

If he’s so pro-life, maybe he could start by freeing that marmot that he keeps imprisoned on the top of his head.

Maybe the kids would feel better if they went to a regular land hospital, or are they more than just seasick?