Vanderbilt's team name is the 'Commodores'. They used "Anchor Down", either to refer to the naval rank; or because "Three Times a Lady" wouldn't fit on the nameplate.

But it isn't just the President; it's the President, sometimes his (or her) family, a couple of Secret Service agents from his personal protection detail, two or three advisers, the guy with the nuclear football. A guess would have the President with at least 4 people at all times.

A running car in fair to better mechanical condition under $2k is almost always a nice price.

Tim Horton was a real person. Miles Gilbert "Tim" Horton played 1572 games, with 126 goals, 442 assists, and 1794 PIM. He played for Toronto, the Rangers, Pittsburgh and Buffalo. He was considered to be one of the hardest checking players of his generation.

As noted philosopher P. Westerberg said:

Are we failing to learn from old mistakes or will it be a drop in the bucket compared to the housing crisis?

GM closed the Warren Tech Center today due to flooding.

There was a young gentleman from a more rural part of the the American south who earned a scholarship to Harvard. Unfortunately the poor rube, whose name was Bubba Joe, could not afford to travel with his family to Cambridge; so he struck out on his own.

They're only good for first class postage; which has weight (13 oz, 3.5 oz for standard letter size) and size restrictions (8 1/2 x 11 flat or standard business envelopes that are not square, rigid, or non-uniform thickness). I think the USPS only offers first class stamps as forever stamps; and the other stamps are…

Forever stamps will always be the correct postage for 1st class mail. In the old days; when you bought stamps and then there was a rate increase, you had to get the 1¢ or 2¢ stamp to make up the correct postage. You can buy forever stamps and they're good, well, forever.

Not speaking for the OP; but I'd guess "Boners and energy for days." has something to do with it.

Is "Reading the green" a new euphemism for "Looking at her ass"?

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Don't you blaspheme in here!

How would you improve NASCAR? Fewer races? More road courses? Fewer repeat tracks? Run at least one race clockwise? Or is it good just the way it is?

Two tweets from Rep. John Dingell

If I was in Madden? I'd play with myself even more than I did my sophomore year in high school.

Steven Seagal's triple X cow bacon with XYLTPDK spinach knots.

The extended drought in the West has caused a huge boom in the Mountain Pine Beetle.

How do you power the car seat? How do you create the digital interface? How do you manage the pairing? How do you force the pairing, so it's an opt out and not an opt in? And, considering car seats are ~$150 already, how much of a cost add would this be?