What an idiot! He's not Russian, he could've gotten hurt!

If you want to monitor a child who is allowed in the water and can KIND of swim.

Are you guys for real?! THIS is Joel!

Well that's not the really same thing. This is about a father having a bath with his baby, not his grown adult offspring. I seriously question your ability to form logical and coherent thoughts.

Most people's dad's aren't all molesty, so there's probably nothing to worry about. Sorry you don't feel like you could have trusted your dad when you were a kid.

Fantastic show. Allison Tolman comes out of nowhere and steals the whole thing (and manages to become my new actress crush...), Billy Bob Thornton is mesmerizing, that drum solo is mesmerizing, and I love all the little Cohen Brothers references sprinkled throughout.

Some of the casting is terrible. The Frankenstein monster looks like skinny 19 year old Ricardo Suarez who lives down the block from me. That's not intimidating at all.

Please excuse me from this nightmare future where three end tables are a bed and Casablanca is widescreen for some crazy reason.

"a heart ripped out of a giant demon's chest and punched down its own throat, where it then exploded." - sounds like the last GWAR concert I went to.

i don't remember chris kattan being in any classic horror movies

My god, I do hate this part...

I think you should have written this out in reverse order. Start with the lowest rated task and build up to number one.

I gotta agree. I built my first PC back in 1983 using an NEC V20. I had to solder in the sockets and plug in all kinds of chips that came in tubes. Flashed the firmware from the genuine IBM PC-ROMs into my own EEPROMs and finally got everything working.

Isn't it amazing that all this photo-realistic painting and and drawing stuff took first off when digital image manipulation, printing and projector technologies became available to practically anyone? I'm pretty sure it's just a coincidence, and it's not because all those "artists" are actually using computer…

Wait, what???

She should have spent that time learning to swim.

Flatulence is never the answer.