This article is OVER.

Pretty sad how these guys managed to make LOFI VHS parody look cheap and amateur....

Absolutely nothing...He is a total zealot.

Before any other yuckles accuse me of making fun of Michael Moore: This is intended to pay homage to the great defender of Michigan!

Somebody escort this dude out of here...No seriously. It was more of a compliment to Michael Moore...He is the great defender of Michigan, namely Flint.

The music on Deja Vu and Friday the 13th give me the same kind of heebeegeebees.

This game used to scare the snot out of me! Ooops. Showing my age here.

Slavery is so damn cute!

NO ASS

What a dick you are.

Neutral Milk back on tour! Hark the hipsters sing!

Baltimore knot? What the hell is a Baltimore knot?

Herp derp

As an editor myself, I am appalled... Blah Blah. This game looks sick!

Yeah. Got it. I think these folks on Gawker operate under the assumption that nobody actually reads the articles...

"CtOS that is responsible for dotting the city the security cameras..." Eh?? This article is absolutely riddled with grammatical errors... Where dat editor at, Foo?

Tempo Rubato. Chopin was all up on that shit years ago.

There's a very thin line between hillbilly and wigger...