blah blah blah. I was just expressing my eagerness to play.

That was the most unintelligible blather I have ever read.

So they should uh like move the release date up now...

Why does this Troll get an article. It's not even very clever. I feel like I am being second degree trolled by Gawker. The same Gawker that puts people in a "troll patrol" zone if confronted with an opposing viewpoint. Great job, guys.....

Her pussy sure is shy

Look what I can do?! Look what I can do?! Save it for summer camp. Jesus Gawd.

They should require a license to own an acoustic guitar.

"fresh off opening a squirming can of rape worms"

Yes

This is awful. Are you serious?

"Siri doesn't really work beyond affirming Zooey Deschanel's belief in rain." HAHA! I thought the same thing when I saw that commercial. Woman, how do you not know it's raining outside??

What's facebook?

oh snap

well i guess now's as good a time as any to stop reading Kotaku

False prophet

No actor will ever be as good as the voice in my head.

Hazaaah

No it's not....

That was the most scared I have ever been while playing a videogame.

uh huh...