I need to see these heels modeled. Not that I have a foot fetish or anything.

I think you should modeling the phones with man-hands. Women fingers stroking the screens will keep my attention better.

Can anyone say, "Phantom?" The only difference is that this will actually release, but no one will get it.

It was different. Not exactly tasteful, but different.

@deafblindmute: Groping is just wrong no matter how you put it. What I really was referring to was groping a kid. As for the crowd surfing thing? It's painfully obvious that's gonna happen during crowd surfing. Glad I'm too fat for it, and don't go to concerts.

@Paolo Cazzaniga: Even I screw up my spelling. And yes, he did have hits in the 80s, but Cannell didn't really get anything going after the 80s, did he? I can't remember anything.

I think it was awesome that the girl stood up for herself. It's sad that people get that way, but then again, this is also the same nation that lets people play erotic games with girls that look that young, too.

@Zing: Uh? I take it you're a dude.

#8 is better than you.

Cannell's contributions to television will never be forgotten. RIP.

@Donts: HAW.

@Kaoshammer50: lol I'm starred, so all mine are promoted.

You mean "return TO MAG" today, don't you, Mike? I'd fire your editor. ;)

@Cameron Bordelon: GO FEET FETISHISTS!

Mike, you're a freaking GIANT. You don't eat kids, do you?

I can haz?

@n3philimgirl: I like where you're going with this.

When my daughter was a baby, I was the one that stayed home with her. For five years, I did this, so she bonded with me closer than she did her mother. Even now, when I am at work, she will ask where I am, even going so far as to call me. It's just a matter of who has spent the most time with the child. Don't worry,…

@n3philimgirl: What would be the equivalent of Jigglypuff? That's my favorite Pokemon.

When's your birthday, Owen? Mine is today.