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#6 Cherokee, I choose you!

Hey Mike, John Tesh called. He needs you to broadcast for him next week.

Nice feet.

Amazing.

#44 makes me wish I was a zombie so's I could get my hot zombie rape 3-way on.

PA was good. As a thirty-something gamer, I know how Gabe felt there.

@Firelance: Won't be the last, sadly. I like Steam, and I wish I could have supported GOG more though.

#19 shouldn't even be possible. Duke would just kick the carbonite's ass and escape. #20 didn't surprise me in the least. No wonder Tali never takes off the helmet - Shepard would have his/her ass kicked just from viewing something so awesome.

@Murderdolls: I was in such a hurry to respond that I just clickclickclicked - ooo free live nudes!

I'm still a card-carrying member of the Buckaroo Banzai Fan Club. Owen is the MAN for this reference.

@Shin: I'm messed up, I know.

@fELIXADER: Possibly right. It would be a tranny fantasy!

@Spiffyness: It's Mario. In the future. WITH A TIE.

@Murderdolls: You're gonna copulate with Set? Duuuuude, you're getting it with an Egyptian god, man!

Wesker's gonna kill us all just for reading this.

I have been a huge fan of Battlefield : Vietnam, and now I'm glad EA and Dice are giving us a current-gen trip back to the bush.

@fELIXADER: Nuh uh. Dante's normally a dude, but he could be Asian, and have boobs...and you see where I'm going from here?