@Spiffyness: Yep. The vid made no sense either.

#41 Please lean back a little more. Fulfill my homo-erotic wishes of Asian Dante with boobage. Please.

@Mekklesack: F-that, I'mma roll with the m-fing dead!

@Spiffyness: I take it you understood it, then?

I thought we outgrew this crap with the stupid flash vids. Oh well.

What. The. Hell? Perhaps one must be drunk or high to comprehend this.

Final Fantasy Duodenum?

@SophieJKL: *tings back* Great minds, madam. Great minds.

@urfe: Why can't we get that? Dammit.

@wild7s: Always a good thing to take advantage of.

@wild7s: Hah. That's sad, because the Dreamcast was, and in some ways, still a quality product.

I bought my first Dreamcast on 9/9. I still remember that release - went to the store, got my console, SoulCalibur, a VMU, and played said game for about 24-48 hours straight. I still love the Dreamcast. I played PSO when it came out, and I played it like a madman.

@SophieJKL: I've never understood what a woman says. Ever. "BALLS OF STEEL."

@SophieJKL: You get the fact that Duke was put together that way on purpose, right? He's not meant to be taken seriously.

I lold at #17.

I knew one of those fellating schoolgirls looked familiar.

@SlimDan22: Exactly. Let the combat be just as deadly as it was in those days - either be quick, or be dead. Might throw off the noobs who love recharging life and all.

@SophieJKL: Or you can just not buy the game and use that money for "art."

@ebarnum: Approved.

I agree with all of this, Luke. Well-written. I, for one, would love to play a realistic Revolutionary War-era shooter.