Oh noes! Invisible T-Shirt win?

Well-written. I agree with both sides of this debate, but ultimately I would side with the men and women who are serving in Afghanistan, and how they would feel to come home to see their buddies/kids/others playing this game. PTSD be damned, but combat is a horrible thing. I won't speak from experience(I have none),…

@Killer Toilet: Seeing that these were all designed in the late 70s/early 80s, wellllllllll......

@Cla: Agreed.

Simply awesome.

@Cla: Wow. Just wow.

Pedos everywhere jumped at this tantalizing offer. I wonder if pedophilia runs rampant throughout Japan...or if it's legal?

90% of the PC games are dating sims and erotic titles.

@SenatorSexy: Grunt Birthday Party for everyone!

@bigbosspjb: like you were in "The Crying Game?"

@Batman: Let us not forget the celebration of passing a gun into the hands of our children!

@skeen77: As Fallout 3 used them, I'm pretty sure they will here. Double points!

@Stephen Totilo: Then what, pray tell, are "aliens monsters?"

What the hell are with the asterisks and the lack of spell check, Totilo? Were you typing this review with the Wii Remote?

#15 for win

@MethodMan008: I concur with both you and zanzibar. I'm excited about this title. Casino Royale was a decent play, but I think Acti's upped the ante on this one.

"It's hard to shake the feeling that 2K Czech built six awesome chapters expecting to provide a game twice or three times as long as this, then had to condense it when someone cracked the whip and said finish up."

Now we need to put on the helmet, the chest protector, grab the trophy, and jump up and down on a platform while the ending Excitebike music plays.

@Commander-Benzene: Awesome!

@Dante's Advocate: Watch those penises. Pause, no homo.