@SophieJKL: I've never understood what a woman says. Ever. "BALLS OF STEEL."

@SophieJKL: You get the fact that Duke was put together that way on purpose, right? He's not meant to be taken seriously.

I lold at #17.

I knew one of those fellating schoolgirls looked familiar.

@SlimDan22: Exactly. Let the combat be just as deadly as it was in those days - either be quick, or be dead. Might throw off the noobs who love recharging life and all.

@SophieJKL: Or you can just not buy the game and use that money for "art."

@ebarnum: Approved.

I agree with all of this, Luke. Well-written. I, for one, would love to play a realistic Revolutionary War-era shooter.

Oh noes! Invisible T-Shirt win?

Well-written. I agree with both sides of this debate, but ultimately I would side with the men and women who are serving in Afghanistan, and how they would feel to come home to see their buddies/kids/others playing this game. PTSD be damned, but combat is a horrible thing. I won't speak from experience(I have none),…

@Killer Toilet: Seeing that these were all designed in the late 70s/early 80s, wellllllllll......

@Cla: Agreed.

Simply awesome.

@Cla: Wow. Just wow.

Pedos everywhere jumped at this tantalizing offer. I wonder if pedophilia runs rampant throughout Japan...or if it's legal?

90% of the PC games are dating sims and erotic titles.

@SenatorSexy: Grunt Birthday Party for everyone!

@bigbosspjb: like you were in "The Crying Game?"

@Batman: Let us not forget the celebration of passing a gun into the hands of our children!

@skeen77: As Fallout 3 used them, I'm pretty sure they will here. Double points!