@Stephen Totilo: Then what, pray tell, are "aliens monsters?"
Hardcore
Hardcore
What the hell are with the asterisks and the lack of spell check, Totilo? Were you typing this review with the Wii Remote?
#15 for win
@MethodMan008: I concur with both you and zanzibar. I'm excited about this title. Casino Royale was a decent play, but I think Acti's upped the ante on this one.
"It's hard to shake the feeling that 2K Czech built six awesome chapters expecting to provide a game twice or three times as long as this, then had to condense it when someone cracked the whip and said finish up."
Now we need to put on the helmet, the chest protector, grab the trophy, and jump up and down on a platform while the ending Excitebike music plays.
@Commander-Benzene: Awesome!
@Dante's Advocate: Watch those penises. Pause, no homo.
@ShaggE: Restarreded: I dunno. Does Rhianna have decent underboob? HEY-YO!
@Cloud_Hiro: I always loved hitting her, just so she'll rock back and show some underboob.
@Maxwetth: You mean the blonde chick, right?
@PunkyChipsAhoy: Sounds leet.
What...the...hell?
I see this movie doing really well when it hits DVD release. Movie prices + a niche movie to begin with = won't sell well. Now if it had stupidity like pot smoking, or over-the-top brutality-type horror, it probably would sell.
@scrapking: 1980 was abyssmal. I used to sit through the Syfy marathons of the original series(I'm old enough to remember when the original series originally played), and when 1980 was on, the TV went elsewhere.
"Today, EA Studios annouced Jersey Shore : The Game. Players will choose from their favorite members of the cast, where they can engage in acts such as running for mayor all the way up to acting like a dumb drunken bitch during a bikini show!"
@eforhan: Daggit. That's it. I really need to watch the original series again.
@BeefSupreme: Yes! And it gives you +cute to your character! But do the digital Muffits have midgets inside them as well?
Why isn't there an option for, "Play Some Starcraft II?"