E-Tank: When facing off against that boss battle at work, E-Tank keeps you topped off to take his weapon.

Who the hell makes these decisions? Some unbearded fool, that's what I think.

While I don't take this guy at face value, I believe in a old old story, how a savior came from glory.

Level cap upgrade, anyone? Sheesh. I love the game, but I'm not paying $10 for just a bank and 2 skill points.

Well written, miss. Thank you. Video games have been known to make me cry at times, such as the ending to Final Fantasy IX, which I never really understood WHY I was crying. Maybe I was happy for Zidane.

Albany, Georgia. It's best known for being the armpit of Georgia, as well as home to the World's Greatest Beard.

HIS GIRLFRIEND'S GHOST ATTACKS HIM. The beard demands satisfaction!

He is a traitor to all beards. He will be shaved by Sunday.

The beard and I see that as a vagina. What do you think that makes US?

@WhiteSkyRising: Ah, the grandfather of all beards. They say that Santa's beard was never really supposed to be white, but that it became white to cover the blood that has been drenched in.

Ah, the beard needs to make its video cameo now.

Totilo is jealous of the Akuma cosplayer. That and the Akuma cosplayer beat him down afterward.

@B52HVet: We were waiting for you to make it.

@Tacticalspoon: This beard has a flamethrower.

The beard approves of this fine modern warrior. Beard-five.

The training for Space Marines is intense. Men are put through a grueling battery of tests, in which most die. The survivors are then given the honor of being called a Space Marine.

rawkcab ydaerla si olitoT skniht draeb ehT.

My laptop has a Blu-Ray burner. In converse, it must be able to read Blu-Ray discs. Strange.

One example that's overlooked by a lot of gamers is Hammer, from Fable II. She was not a Barbie by any means. She kept herself covered, but at the same time, her size was just...not what you'd expect. And you know what? The beard and I both still found her to be just as appealing as these matchstick chicks you see…

I dislike the star system as well, but what can you do? My beard and I will just be over here, in our own little corner.