I'm grateful for family, and my daughter, and my freedom, oh and games. Games.

May all loyal servants of His Immortal Highness celebrate the revealing of these images. And may all Chaos-spawn TREMBLE AT IT. LOYALTY UNTO DEATH!!!!

The beard wants the Little Sister. I just want the Big Daddy costume. That thing is leet.

@mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta:

The bears says that the lawyers are full of shit. Which they should be. Then the beard expresses a deep wish to bury said shit.

The beard and I are staunch pirates. Now astronauts, cavemen, or vampires? That's a tough one.

I think Batman : Arkham Asylum should get GOTY. The beard agrees, but then also thinks that Spike's awards show has been a joke that just doesn't seem to stop running.

The beard and I think that this is a waste of a great controller.

The video footage reminds me of a friend of mine. When playing an FPS, he always changed his FOV to 180. He was crazy, too. #cosplay

The beard and I are saddened by this, as Pandemic were one of our favorite developer studios. Battlefront was one of our favorite games. We both enjoyed the Mercenaries series, as well. The beard already plots revenge, and will probably get in touch with Brad Pitt's stubble on a plan. #pandemicstudios

The beard sympathizes with PVPOnline. I enjoyed PA. #sundaycomics

The beard thinks that chicken will now sell in Korea. #kingoffighters

@(Zombie) D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!: Jedi are idiots for thinking they can move a ball in a tube with their minds. #religion

@Moonshadow101: You will be cleansed by the holy presence of the Divine Emperor, Chaos Scum! Space Marines! ADVANCE! FOR THE EMPEROR! The beard is now calling me a "silly ass wannabe Brit" because I like WH40K. #religion

@aceman08: The beard has declared that it must be destroyed with fire. #streetfighteriv

Video game rap makes the beard frizz up. It will destroy rappers. #streetfighteriv

Behind the scenes on Monkey Island. Luke's assessment of the content is correct - if you're a fan, read this. #thesecretofmonkeyisland

@kitsuneconundrum: The beard once ate a rat. Whole. The bastard tried to bite ME instead of the beard. #r4

The beard COMMANDS you to beard up. It says that it needs representation in Japan. That kooky Castlevania creator isn't cutting it. He got bounced after making that horrid Wii game. #nightnote

Neat. I like the concept. The beard thinks the lady's hot, and has already alluded to several, "This one time at band camp," jokes. #rockband