@maraxusofk: Tentacle in a hallway. #rio
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I don't know. Nothing really stood out to me this week. The beard, on the other hand, got a chuckle out of PA. #sundaycomics
@SerenityGone: He finally gets us! He finally gets us! #politics
@SerenityGone: "Tell you what," the beard says(he made me quote). "You take your Communism, and look what it's done, oh, in say CUBA. Third-world, anyone? Then pack your ass up and live there, since you seem to love it." #politics
@TalesXGundam: You know who else has state-run health care? COMMUNISTS. Liberty Prime has it right - you freaks need to die.
@SeattleTed is proud to like Robert Zimmerman: The beard wants you liberals to eat Communism. The Founding Fathers set up a conservative government not to give us handouts, or to pay politicians enormous sums of money, but to make laws that keep our basic freedoms. Re-read Common Sense by Thomas Payne some time. Oh,…
The beard wants you all to know that that is the future of America should the liberals continue to run things. Also, Venezuela needs a Red Faction. The beard volunteers to lead. It already has a hammer. #politics
That is the way all trailers should be made. The beard approves of this. #brandish
@dowingba: That's the beard's favorite song! How'd you know? #modernwarfare2
We both can be quoted:
Mr. Totilo, the beard is waiting, and is apparently tweeting, about your avoidance concerning its challenge. [twitter.com]
I will buy this for the nostalgia. The beard will buy it to use the music to get laid. Yes, the beard gets the women. More often than I do, and I'm married. #reospeedwagon
I cried over Final Fantasy IX's ending. The beard now mocks me, calling me a "Sissy Frenchie." #finalfantasyx
The beard and I have met many UK acquaintances over the years of online gaming. The beard loves the dry wit and sarcasm of the British, while I love the gaming skills and cooperative nature of the players. #valve
The beard once beat the hell out of Eminem. True story. #modernwarfare2
The beard believes the boy pictured above is bored with copulating with his puppet. #wiiwaa
@WittyUserName: It cleans itself. I tried asking it once how it did it. I was told to "STFU" in response. #peta
@Bhockzer: The beard promises that you will understand, or you will be beaten about the head and neck with a smoked sausage. #left4dead2
The beard has eaten many a PETA member. It has no love for hippies. #peta