@Bhockzer: The beard wishes to inform you that Gabe Newell has been quoted several times that he does not prefer consoles. Check your Kotaku. #left4dead2

The beard approves of the hacking. It wants Valve to know that it can "suck it," and that "Gabe Newell is a fat arsed-console-hating nerd." #left4dead2

Go Micro-Bash! The beard and I are cheering you on. No, the beard is not cheering you on. But I am! #nightnote

Totilo, the beard is still awaiting an answer on its challenge. Shall you ignore it at your own peril? #talkamongstyourselves

@Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair): If I were in the mustache phase, I would definitely do this. I'm being serious as well on this. Prostate cancer is a real problem, and men suffer, and I mean really suffer from it. Do some research, and if you're clean-shaven, let your mustache out for this, men. Ladies, if you have…

@Tacticalspoon: That too, Mister Spoon. The beard wants you to know that the 2X4 beats the hell out of an axe any day. #splatterhouse

An axe? The beard calls bullshit, and says that Saotome better put in the 2X4. However, we both want the figure nonetheless. #splatterhouse

@Owen Good: Oh no, it's not just my facial hair. It has a mind of its own. #kfc

I think that a resurrection of the Deus Ex series would be excellent. The beard says that Spector has to get his woman's permission before making a new game, and before going to the bathroom, and before waking up in the morning. #warrenspector

@Hardcore: And Owen, "So I took a big mouthful of bone on the first attempt, and believe me, that's not a sentence I ever wanted to write."

Now I myself don't prefer KFC due to the fact that high school dropouts work at it, and the quality of their education shows in their work. The food isn't that healthy either, and I'm a little portly to really eat that.

My beard commends this. It says that Chinese gold farmers are the scum of the earth and must be eliminated by any means necessary. #worldofwarcraft

@excel_excel: It's never considered a newsletter. Perhaps it will do a - never mind, it says that it will do Twitter and inform you when it feels so. #jackal

@excel_excel: The beard wishes you to know that you are a fool for asking the question, and that were it not for the Wii, there would of course be no Wiiware. I am of course not quoting this verbatim, as the beard is a bit uncouth in speech. #jackal

@Covertghost: At any rate, I'll be renting the 360 version. #talkamongstyourselves

@EolirinX: I concede to your point. My beard, however, is calling me a sissy for doing so. #japan

The beard is getting REAL tired of the rebirths on Wiiware. It's planning a trip to Nintendo's US HQ - and it looks like it's going to do it like the opening of MW2's campaign! #jackal

You should sit her down and watch the movies. You know Mini and Micro would love them, Bash. #nightnote

I still think that MW2 lacking dedicated servers may be a good thing. IW's trying something different, and if it fails, they can patch them in.

The beard and I can agree on this - Jasper Kyd rocks. #assassinscreedii