@Kyran: And the congregation said, "IT'SA ME!" #supermariobros

These guys are genius. #valve

@EolirinX: If there is, you hardly see anything about it. All the adult gaming news comes from over there. #japan

@EolirinX: Somewhere in Japan, a gamer is screaming for it. If there wasn't a market for it over there, they would never be made. #japan

The beard says it wants to show Martha Stewart ITS automata. Really scary - do beards have penises? #richardgarriott

@cat. bus.: I agree, but at the same time, I want that multiplayer experience, even if that means muting everyone. My most fun gaming moments have always been in multiplayer. The Japanese also break the market on adult games. Does this also mean that we need more tentacle rape games over here too? #japan

@Andrew Freedman: I don't know, the beard could lose. It's being a real ass right now. #fightinggames

@Stephen Totilo: It senses a new challenger! Name your game and give me time to get it. #fightinggames

But Totilo, my beard says that you stink at ALL games. #fightinggames

@Mardoch: MMOR PUR GHERS! #falloutmmo

@Deto: The only way to get end-game content is to raid. Raiding guilds are notorious nerds who have little patience for family men. I will just stick to my Fallout 3/Oblivion "sorta-MMOs" #falloutmmo

The beard says that cheaters were selected. Multiple paragraph stories are bullshit. #uncharted2fortunehunterseditio...

@Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair): So you saw what it did thar? #talkamongstyourselves

I don't mind this, actually. It is an inconvenience when players in other games invite me to parties, but I guess I can ignore those invites whilst playing MW2. #modernwarfare2

@Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair): The beard LAUGHS at your anime! It wants you to go back to your La Blue Girl cosplay! #talkamongstyourselves

@Salen: I wholeheartedly concur. As expensive as games are getting these days, the people with bills are the ones getting shafted by MMOs. And I can't even fully enjoy a game that I pay a monthly fee for because I can't be a raid nerd? Come on! If Interplay follows the Turbine model for DDO, that would be excellent. #…

@Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair): The beard laughs at your attempts. It's immune, it wants me to tell you, to anything short of a lightsaber. Now Jedi nerds, come out of the woodwork and save your precious Kotaku staff. AND TOTILO, THE BEARD SAYS YOU'RE NEXT! #talkamongstyourselves

Kotaku's tech team is currently being held hostage by my beard. This site will not be fixed until the beard is selected to win the #fortunehunter contest. OBEY IT! #talkamongstyourselves

@kitsuneconundrum: I C wut U did thar! #lisafoiles

@DarrenIndeed (xbl and psn): Wanna BUY something, stranger? Too bad! I'm a flasher! #left4dead