I think I threw up at the Zoey in drag. Then I looked at it again, ate the vomit, then vomited it back up again. #left4dead

Ah, sexy AND psychotic. Right up my alley. I'll be her Joker.

I wonder, though, what the reaction would have been should the video have been a joke against Christians. #modernwarfare2

I'd still be able to play. Strippers are one thing. Getting touched is another. #nsfw

The beard plans on eliminating the entire Kotaku tower. Anyone who wishes to assist will contact it immediately as it will decide who the new Kotaku editors will be. Already on the list is Captain Price's mustache from Modern Warfare.

@Bobblehead[StarWarsNerd]: Now THAT seems different. How does that work, exactly? Jedi/Sith won't have direct contact with other classes?

@Outkastprince: I'm going to rent both GOTYs. I own Fallout 3 on my PS3, but haven't been able to get all the DLC. Then I'm going to play it all on the 360. #goldenjoystickawards

I concur, Fahey. Jedi are just too boring. I can't stand them, to be honest. Does that mean I'm Sith? By no means. I just think that Jedi will always unbalance a game, no matter what their philosophy. If a dev could come up with a system that generate Jedi characters like they are by normal SWU(Star Wars Universe)…

I went and pulled up Waypoint today. I don't have any more awards to unlock anymore due to all the milestones I made. 40 of them. But my ODST armor and construct awards are neat. #halowaypoint

She just wants to sell to the gamer nerd population. What she doesn't know is that she's already got them, but they don't buy. ARRRR MATEY. #alexisraven

I believe Fallout 3 deserved this award. An excellent game, with excellent content that was supported for up to a year after its release. Kudos to Bethesda. #goldenjoystickawards

@Outkastprince: Well done, sir. #wii

This is just insane. Where are this boy's parents? #wii

See the beard? The beard says that I have to do this. If I don't apply for this, the beard will hurt me and others. It has instructed me to inform you all that IT, not ME, is the true Uncharted fan, and that IT claimed all the trophies in the previous game. The beard also wishes you to know that it was selected to…

I'm guessing Bioware wanted to sell copies in Japan so they decided to put sex in the game? Will there be magical tentacle rape of a girl that looks like she's under 18? #demontits

@Taggart6: I don't always drink beer, but when I do...: I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! #dementiumii

I think a quality StarFox title would definitely float to the top of an otherwise shovelware toilet.

@Soldier_CLE: Oh wow. Well I by no means promote homosexuality(it's bad by my means), I'll admit today's comment was a little off kilter for me. I'll fire a few of my writers to make me feel better. #weddings

I would love to ride that tank. #borderlands

Aren't lesbians only good for porn?