Kojima Productions: to gamers, they produce quality titles based upon the Metal Gear universe. To Japan, they are a secret government unit designed to fack things up. #kojimaproductions

Did Jack Thompson start a law college? This guy has to be from there. #law

Space Asshole, comes out of nowhere, to destroy....

What I may have missed is the following: are there any iPhone titles WORTH pirating? #piracy

Where are my Sunday Funnies? #talkamongstyourselves

I agree with the assessment. A lot of people clash with Molyneux over his proposals, and I see that. But here, he's got some great points. Halo wasn't the first FPS on consoles, but after it sold so well, the Xbox became inundated with FPS titles. Tomb Raider was the first game with a female protagonist that did well.…

I don't think I'll be able to play this one. I just can't hold my PSP one-handed. #psp

@Does Not Equal: I've pretty much given up on that pipe dream as well. If the devs/producers don't want to keep PC gaming stable for those of us unable to keep up the habit, then they apparently don't need my money. #metro2033

I'm glad to hear of his turnaround, Bash. But I am afraid the carpet is planning to eat Micro. Could we do something about that? Like a Kotaku Telethon - "Save the Micro-Bash from the Carpet Fund" or something? #nightnote

Where's my Luigi rug? And not this type either, I'm talking about a flattened out Luigi skin with his head intact, a Koopa shell in his eternally-open mouth, facing my fireplace.

An excellent article, Owen. Thanks for bringing these unsung(and oft unappreciated) heroes into the public stage. There have been plenty of times that I've referenced FAQs. #walktroughs

@Dangerwillrobinson: Because they would try to rape passengers, the staff, and the pilots. Believe me, it's much better that they stay on their own planes. #kobebryant

I just want to shoot rays of death from my nipples. #finalfantasycrystalchroniclesc...

I was at one time, addicted to WoW. I think the "I quit" point was when I realized I was being ridiculed by my guildmates for leaving runs because of my wife and kids. I realized then that the game asks for too much. #gamingaddiction

I can haz? #nsfw

What's the most funny, Owen? The host's inability to simply put accessories on a Wiimote or the hideous pricing that his channel has assigned to a Wii with accessories? #wii

Penny Arcade, NerfNOW, Monday Night Crew, and Virtual Shackles were all great this week. #sundaycomics

Yay, softcore porn for the iPhone! No wait, I can open up a browser for the real stuff! No wait, I can't afford an iPhone! #suicidegirls

@Stephen Totilo: Wasn't a shot at you. It was a shot at the VGAs. Who knows, maybe they'll figure out why most gamers don't watch this year. #princeofpersia

The VGAs are a joke. Unforunately, I think Totilo's part of the joke. #princeofpersia