It appears that my generation of parents have just been stupid. This generation of kids are insane.

Edge Edge Edge Edge Edge Edge.

Awesome. I was born on the same day as Owen.

Alienware only knows how to cater to rich folk. Oh well. Probably some console-related thing that costs a ga-zillion.

Anyone want to play Halo Wars co-optimus style? Send a FR to HardcoreXBL.

"I'm going to saw through your bones! Turn your head and cough!"

I'll be honest here: what's a racist? We're all the human race. My skin is white, but I'm not of the white race. As for the rest of this - it seems just as if people are whining for their color of skin. Let them have it. But don't expect me to play it if you think it's cool to intentionally misspell words, deal with…

Sony could be a ka-jillionaire if they just open up their emails from that Nigerian government man.

Stephen, if you continue to complain, I see a super death move coming your way.

The Wesker's not too bad, just a bit husky.

Madden Zombies will never surprise me.

@WPack911: Whatever, liberal.

Reminds me of Tim and Eric's Awesome Show. I lol'd it.

The next title to be ported to China, "Generic First Person Shooter Online,"(Online has to be added to everything over there. Even Pepsi had to have Online added to it), will have "army against army" in "some sort of conflict," located in "some distant land." The Chinese government has agreed with these changes, and…

Storm Shadow would TOTALLY shatter the backboard on Snake Eyes. And he'd use Barkley to do it, too.

@CuttyMcStab: WELLLLCOME!

But did he speak to it in English or Japanese? One would make the flower fat, the other would turn it into a porn tentacle.

@AtomixIGN: It does take some time to make the transition. Having to get used to mouselook with the Wiimote and movement with the nunchuck are a bit tedious, but once you do make the transition, it gets easier.

Thank you, Spike, for making Stephen look like a real journalist.

This would make a great anything. Great call to the...artist?