@Hardcore: Oh, and the starred commenters are promoting their own comments now? Yay?

It really doesn't matter to me who reads my comments. If I won't be starred, I won't. However, Banhammer Monday is one of my favorite Kotaku Days.

@Hardcore: 28 is not a true cosplayer! He still has a ring finger! BLASPHEMY!

I will never understand weak Americanized anime. 21 is a prime example of why.

@Esper mind tricks: Believe it or not, my little girl acts like this. "Kill the zombie, Daddy! Shoot its head off!"

@DunnCarnage: My God rose from the dead. Yours isn't even alive. Questions?

LAN? What is LAN?

Kerrigan...I wish I could just get a picture of me groping her.

@ReynaldoRiv: I don't want to play Sports Resort or Rock Band Unplugged. With the exception of Halo Wars and Batman, I've played them already.

Her outfit's wrong. It's missing the massive jubblies that I see in all other fantasy games.

@4nonymo: Be offensive. They do their best to be offensive to Americans. After all, Allah commands them to come in and impose their laws on us. Our freedom is an affront.

@dd528: Don't forget Nightwolf from MK. And Tommy from Prey.

I want the moustache shirt. Also, are you guys plants or zombies? I think I'm a plant. Someone should go ahead and make a stupid Facebook quiz over it.

@GorbyGipper: I completely agree. I will still play this title, just to see how the story works, but I still intend to go in with an open mind, hoping for the best.

@Jacks Bloated Payroll: I doubt this is getting attention. It's just Owen's idea to try to stimulate discussion during the slow news time. Well, maybe not his idea per se, but he's implementing it. The parallels are there, which I find just a bit disturbing. The worst part? I would still work for the Empire. The…

Sony has really dropped the ball this generation. First the arrogant PR from Tretton and Hirai-sama, then the failure of Lair, the Orange Box debacle, and now the Fallout 3 DLC that is almost THREE MONTHS PAST DUE. This is getting ridiculous. I should have spent my money on a Wii.

Where the hell is my Fallout 3 DLC? I recommend looking into this!

The beard was the true creative force behind this game.

I will be calling. Can I get my call promoted?

@wirebrain: Quite relevant. There was never a THEATRICAL Wing Commander movie.