Much better than when I was laid off that’s for sure. The only notice I had was someone walking into my office and escorting me down to talk to one of the upper managers. Then was escorted out of the building and given no severance of any kind.  Good times.

No one said they were. In fact, he specifically mentioned the 60 day buffer and the severance.

If you say so.  What have they made?

In even bigger news, Amazon has a games division.  

I can feel the nerve pain in the center of my hands just looking at it

So you basically use a Slime’s butt to play.

So basically you're playing with the slime's butt. Excellent. 

As someone who knows but doesn't know Dragon Quest, I agree. 

no.  it was just a little nostalgic to see this guy still living his middle school dream.  “oh right it used to seem cool to act like a twat”.  But as it turns out he was just sad and actually not very good at the games he was playing.... like.. ANY of them

Exactly! It would be, at least, a more interesting choice, and infinitely more iconic. Shame it didn’t happen.

I’m going to buy this just to make other people play using it at Smash parties.

I’ll say it. Slime would’ve been a better choice to rep DQ in Smash. Think about it. Who’s more recognizable? The average gamer probably wouldn’t know Erdrick or Luminary, but they might know about Slime.

Excellent point. It's important to remember that no matter the circumstances...always fuck Konami.

Good shit, man. It's probably nothing, but I'd like to see MS and Nintendo collab more often, since they're both great at things the other is kind of bad at.

Just avoid the leak discussions. It's really not that hard.

I for one welcome Android 17 to the fight...

It should have been a DQ Slime for the fighter.

Ah, someone beat me to it. Agreed 100%.

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