I bet someone somewhere read this article and is now working on a “Realistically taking your clothes off Simulator” game.

Can we just focus on getting kissing right first? 

She’s best Overwatch girl.

Welcome back!! Kotaku was no0t the same without you! I’m glad to hear that you are better!

The headline made me think that this game would encourage everyone to build their own unique deck. But this is just a cash grab game...

*At work*

Rip Japanese birth rates.

I don’t get these people. I would feel ashamed if I had a platinum for a game I don’t care about. I prefer getting a platinum on the games that I love the most.

Well if I married a girl with a house like that, I guess I’d be happy knowing that she’s addicted to Doraemon instead of drugs.

OMG, why is this atrocious show so suddenly popular!? My niece can’t stop watching it!

I can’t watch this! The Cringe is too much and I’m only 3 seconds in!

“...or should we demand that anyone who attempts to write Geralt of Rivia be a mutated swordsman with minor magical powers, who also has to be a minimum of one-hundred years of age?”

Is this the guy that needed the broken controller to play? Or was that someone else? I don’t actually follow Smash...

So I’m still technically new to Overwatch. But I could have sworn that Hanzo was actually OP considering the number of times a single Hanzo lead the enemy team to a comeback victory...

I’ve been wondering for several weeks now where Mike was, finding out that he has been gone due to health reasons is just horrible. I hope Mike gets better soon. Kotaku just isn’t the same without him.

Puerto Rican here! This really freaking sucks! I luckily got power back, but I’m sure there are others who are unfortunately still dealing with this.

It was wired apparently.

He sounds like a politician.

This dude looks like the love child between Peter Dinklage and AJ Styles.

Come on guys let’s not associate being a Gamer with asshole...let’s not make this into a thing. (And if it already is then let’s not make it a bigger thing!)