Yeah but like fuck the Patriots, amiright?

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Brady vs. Goodell. Trump vs. Clinton. And now Collinsworth vs. Simmons. This is just the year of Who Can I Hate More, isn’t it?

Let me say, on behalf of the rest of the world, WOOOOO FUCK YEAH MEXICO!!!

If I ever get to meet Pop, I’m going to ask for his autograph.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

I think Trump cares about police shootings. He just thinks there aren’t enough.

And this is where the Belichick/Popovich comparisons end.

As a Pats’ fan, I hate that anyone on the New England Patriots might support this hate-fueled, orange demagogue, but then I remember that most owners and coaches of sports franchises are horrible, horrible assholes. Except you, Cuban. You’re all right.

As a life long bills fan, I thought I had seen us screwed in every manner possible. That was dog shit.

But he would follow along with dog whistle politics.

I’m sure they’ll declare it over and over again on message boards far and wide. And then they won’t do anything in the real world.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

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how much time do you think it takes to tell your assistant to order you “the lebowski sweater?”

The guy spends 60 hrs a week on his job and has 2 mvps and super bowl to his name and you’re going to somehow, someway criticism him for ordering a sweater online and wearing it to work? What is wrong with you?

SO MANY LAYERS in this. but let’s talk about how he starts the interview by first confirming that she’s a conservative, and that then naturally allows him to open up about how she obviously makes comments about “beautiful young men” who turn out to be 12-15 years old. And when she says “No, I’ve never done that you…

On the field he was a really great player who played a key role in his teams winning 3 World Series and reaching one more. He is a solid Hall of Fame candidate, although I don’t know if he’ll get in. I’m a Red Sox fan, he was a huge reason why they won in 2004 and 2007.

You’re going to tell CNN about PLANES? Oh no you didn’t. CNN will take you to school about planes. Girl, you don’t just come barging into the King’s castle like that.