“Because I forgot I wasn’t in college” was the same excuse I tried on my wife after my most recent drank bourbon from-5pm til 2 am-and forgot to eat dinner style bender. I graduated 20 years ago; it didn’t fly.

Austin is Homo Sacer. He can be killed but not sacrificed. He ain’t worth nothin’.

Yellow card for Messi blasphemy.

Absolutely insane that terrorist attacks in the West would resonate with people in the West. I just can’t fathom it.

Watergate

Am I the only one who thinks Sepp Blatter is going to spin these in such a way to claim he needs top stay on?

So, this isn’t a food service story, but hand-smacking brought it to mind.

Well the owner was the one with the cheapskate policies and the manager both took the call and was in the store when she came for her straw...so maybe she thought a crazy outburst would get her point across better than calmly complaining? That would explain the personality switch from agreeing with the driver it’s a…

I began ignoring the straw policy after that, and the manager dutifully ignored my ignoring of said policy.

In case you thought that everyone knows how to Chipotle, have a picture of President Obama not knowing how Chipotle works.

Well that update about the French team staying in the stadium in solidarity with the Germans gives me a bit of the warm fuzzies on an otherwise bleak news day.

“A tweet regarding Ohio State was meant to be sent from a personal account, operated by Janice in Accounting. Because Janice in Accounting Don’t Give A Fuck.” - Houston Chronicle

I’ll miss you most of all, Robotic Sex Doll Voice Thanking Me For Listening To Grantland.

Oh shut up

handball on the first.

True. However, if he had stayed out of bounds and didn’t interfere with the play, not offside.

My favorite part was how Walcott took himself out of the play by starting his celebration early.

Yes. People have different tastes.

In the old days you got three podcasts, now you only get one.

That is the ultimate Atkins diet. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when he and Madden ate dinner.