“When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that David Tyree was saving your sorry ass.”

“That’s God setting it up,” Wilson said, “to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special.”

Sanders/Rodgers 2016

This is the face of a man who wears a headset for the sole purpose of continuously pumping Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’ into his earhole throughout the entire game.

Punt man. Sounds way better than Punter. Punt man it is.

Dear America -

But John Terry really is a cunt.

hahahaha. She is one of the few, if not only, American in any sport I root against in international play. A real grade A piece of crap.

“The St. Louis Post-Dispatch finds that 100% of arrestees at Cardinals games are from fans of visiting teams and/or Ferguson. #BFiB”

Don’t get why he was never converted full time into a central midfielder with his skill set. I know he was used as a holding midfielder for a time at Chelsea, but I think he could be better served moving up the pitch permanently.

Is there an uglier, more garish jersey kit ad in the PL than that Chevy logo?

Thanks for that.

The irony of them not guaranteeing the delivery of the will call and the stadium being called FedEx Field.

After being on the waiting list 20 years, my father-in-law got rid of his season tickets 2 years ago because of this type of shit. They call him every week to see if he changed his mind. They want to charge him the same price for shittier seats and the ludicrous license fee while offering nothing in return. I…

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Christmas came early.

Shhhh don’t tell the yanks that other countries play other sports because they hate the narrative. The almighty slovenia they struggled to tie in 2010 is a big ,bad country where all they do is play soccer. It’s too bad that it’s a country of 2 million people , more known for skiing and alpine sports, that also plays…

Uruguay have a population of 3.5 million, we have 320 million. Thinning the population is not the reason. Uruguay are better than us in terms of talent.

Plenty of other countries have their talent pools thinned out by other sports. I’m Irish and our talent gets split mainly between soccer, rugby and our national sports; gaelic football and hurling. That’s a nation of just 4 million people.

“Send J.J. back in time, I guarantee you he kills Hitler first. Not like that degenerate Brady who would probably sabotage Eli Manning’s Super Bowl footballs.”