Han-Solo
Han-Solo
Han-Solo

Trump is scandal-proof. A sex tape could surface between Trump and a braying donkey and the Breitbart headline would be “Trump Screws Democrat Mascot - Midwestern Farmers Say ‘He’s One of Us.’”

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

I came to say basically the same thing. There is not a single electric snow blower/thrower I have come across that isn’t a pile of shit. Everyone, do yourself a favor and drop the proper dough on a gas snow thrower.

I came to say basically the same thing. There is not a single electric snow blower/thrower I have come across that

This thing could barely process you neighbours cat let alone snow. If you live in Texas this is the snowblower for you.
And the entire thing is plastic, it’ll throw the auger through the chute in a million pieces

This thing could barely process you neighbours cat let alone snow. If you live in Texas this is the snowblower for

. . . or because you think it’s fun to operate and control a machine with your own hands and feet, in sync, and with full attention to all sensory input.

Porsche is the only company in that group still offering cars with a manual transmission. I’d still pick a base 911 or a Boxter over something with flappy-paddles, because I’m old and grumpy.

Is this a Pinin design or an in-house Ferrari job? ‘Cause it’s the prettiest Ferrari I’ve seen in years, mostly thanks to the lack of their signature huge, goofy-ass headlights and the 488's grafted-on-for-no-good-reason-other-than-to-kinda-look-like-a-LaFerrari centerfangs.

It also said, in text, something that amounted to “6-Speed Manual Available”. This being a US brochure, one would expect that to mean we would get it.

These two people both perfectly fit the description of “average-to-odd looking people who everyone is strangely attracted to.”

This makes way more sense than Alonso. Lewis and Jenson appeared to actually get along when they were teammates.

This would be a dream come true. But I seriously doubt McLaren will just let Alonso go. They would demand some serious renumeration even if they do, and it’ll probably be too high even for Mercedes to sensibly pay. But I really want it because 1) Those two are my favorite drivers (as you can guess by my Kinja name),

If Alonso goes to Mercedes does Button get his seat back at McLaren?

hmm... World champion? Whilst everyone loves the idea of the Hamilton/Alonso rivalry kicking off all over again, there is another World Champion without a drive next season... step forward Jenson!

Just buy a Comanche.

I got here as soon as I could

The bitching and moaning would be absolutely epic!

(But, I said the same thing about Kimi and Fernando at Ferrari, and we saw how THAT turned out.)

I have worked at a gokart track... as a marshal. You would never imagine how often this happens. I’ve had someone stuck under a trailer and making it out alive miraculously once... She busted through 2 lines of 4x4x2 tires and stucked herself under the trailer used to carry the Rotax Max and DD2s to other tracks.

You forgot the rest of the photo sequence.

Pork chop sandwiches!