So yeah, stranger things have happened—for instance, somebody saying, "We should turn Duck Dynasty into a video game" and "We should create this show called Duck Dynasty."

Read anything by Alastair Reynolds. You would want to start with revelation space. It has a good mix between Science Fiction and actual Science mixed into it. Science fiction stuff would be like augmentations that allow humans to have unnatural lives and people never aging more slowly when traveling the speed of…

I like how neither of the two posts were written by Barry

No but did you know that one of them is effeminate and one used to play in the NFL? They really should play up that angle more often.

Wait — so let me just understand this. Some people are arguing that the Hope Solo case demonstrates a clear-double standard, motivated by political correctness of the most cynical variety, in the treatment of male vs. female domestic abusers. And your response is that the Solo case is TOTALLY different because hey…

Deadspin wrote 17 articles about Riley Cooper after 5 months of their first posting on his racist remark. In the 5 months from the time the tape of Ray Rice dragging his fiancee down the hall was released they wrote...6.

Why? Because I'm right? For 5 months, they wrote a half dozen articles about Ray Rice. Then once the suspension was announced, suddenly they were outraged. Unlike racism, which is easy for them to get mad about, domestic violence in the NFL is very tricky because almost all of the perpetrators are black. So you can't…

You're right. From the time the suspension was announced, they were all over this. From the time the video surfaced (February) to the suspension (late July) they posted exactly 6 articles over 5 months. Guess how many articles they wrote decrying Donald Sterling within the time the tape came out and the ban was handed…

I want everybody to know how ecstatic I am that Kinja put the 'buy now' button in there.

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

Yeah, I know Tango has to go through when all the results come in and get rid of obvious troll votes on some players. As to people voting on offense, there's probably some of that, but the whole idea of getting a decent sized voting sample is that this should cancel out. You actually don't need that big a pool for the…

I bet her farts go through three generations before they are free.

OMAHA OMAHA OMAHA!

Some secretary is about to to jump on the grenade, get a 5 million dollar golden parachute, sign a confidentiality agreement, blow through the 5 mill in a year, and come out that she did INDEED show the vid to Goodell on a very special episode of Oprah. Book it!!

I'd like to see Bill's phone records for that 20 minute span.

More like six months.

So when is Roger Goodell getting released?

I felt this was relevant.

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."