The entire point of slapstick comedy is slapstick. I can't speak to Popeye, but Tom & Jerry had slapstick comedy in which no, people didn't *die* because the rules of the universe in which the comedy took place dictated otherwise.

Kids know that Gargamel wants to eat the smurfs. That's why he is the bad guy. Seriously, kids don't need to be coddled all the time. If it were a terrible secret that was suddenly revealed, that would be bad, but seriously, it's shown in the actual intro sequence of the show.

My cousin's mother once showed her Ariel…

Let me save you the suspense on the response:

the difference is people knew cod was multiplatform the whole time. Xbox never tried to disguise that fact and even put the logos of every console the game was being made for at the end of its trailers. Sony on the other hand has gone out of its way to trick people into believing destiny is a playstation exclusive and…

I explained why they're trying. The current lore is totally fine for video games. But you can bet Riot want to sell the rights to movies, etc, and they need a more stable/believable lore.

a Belgium squad which shit all over the US in Brazil

Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

I can't decide if the super unhip "I don't take marijuana" phrasing is an argument for his innocence or for his agent's skill in drafting subtly effective emails.

I feel stupider for watching this expecting an actual easter egg. Sigh. waste of time.

And it keeps going on and on and on and on and on beating a dead horse.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

You're right, Mike Brown did deserve a fair trial.

Allen: "You're supposed to PROTECT THIS HOUSE! Why was your defense so soft?!"

"You know, we have so much in common. You were in Heat, and I keep losing to the fucking Heat."

Happiest gal in Rapture?

"...and we're going to get black people in here"

No wonder they call her Miss Texas. She nearly did.

In other words, not much of an update today. It's an investigation. These things take time. The wise thing to do is to not speculate or jump to conclusions until all the facts are in.

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