She starts celebrating like she caught it and everyone just stares at her like she is the biggest piece of shit on earth.

Pardon me if I'm misunderstanding, but watchin football with girls sounds awesome.

He needs ALL the stars for this. Close down the comments and everyone just nod to D'Brickashaw.

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

and hilarious

Wait... she's 42, married to a 75 year old, and is (allegedly) getting with 17 year olds?

You and your brother sound like f$@#%ts that deserved to get beat the fuck up

Youre doing a shitty job of staying away

I'm a bit ignorant. Is socialism illegal in the US?

Thank god the Brooklyn Dodgers were willing to put up with the media distractions.

Right, because there's no round-the-clock, year-round coverage of NFL teams from local and national media outlets already. "Distractions" is always a code word for "things that don't feel quite right but I'd called out for being a dick if I didn't talk in dog whistles".

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

this is like saying i've got the best tasting shit sandwich of all the shit sandwich sellers in town.

Ladies and gentleman, your next tea party congressional candidate for the 2nd District of Maryland.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of this." - Ray Rice

yea, I love how the series just skips that part in Episode 16 and just heavily implies they virtually fucked, but the actual creator is like "I got you hentai fans, her's Asuka getting banged out, no need to resort to Rule 34"

As a Red Sox fan, it's fucking infuriating to watch them take the first pitch fastball down the middle every single god damn time. I'll never understand how starting 0-1 is advantageous, but they apparently think so. I will say this - I think the strategy is more about driving up the pitch count of the starter, thus…