This is a very hard read for me. Full disclosure, I’m an abuse survivor so I may have my own issues all over this, but... It really sounds like they’re painting parents as the victims. The parents are adults.

“My credit score will be above 750. I currently have the credit score of a homeless hologram.”

I would argue it’s not a chicken vs. egg scenario. In fact, I would say it actually answers the question.

See? This is what they mean when they say white people are in danger of disappearing. Our traditional culture is vanishing before our very eyes...

Trump’s letter to the person thought to take his place in 2020:

I bet every day is like Sunset Blvd for that poor intern that totally, absolutely exists.

Let’s ponder for a moment the amount of time it must have taken to do hillary duff’s hair like that. I’d have gone insane just trying to get ready.

As a reverse complaint, sometimes when waiting for something to happen, they don’t put me on hold and I hear all the crap they talk, so last month while on hold the guy from various background noises was talking “Yeah, I fake-called in sick yesterday, don’t tell anyone” so I said something when my rep came back on and…

Do they realize that Asians would dominate elite colleges if it weren’t for “diversity?”

I’m curious though; what kind of daughters are these people raising?

Blac Chyna’s legal name is A. White?

I like how everyone that’s in charge of our healthcare is like 300 lbs.

I spoke to my cat as if he were an adult human, but I realized after he died that I was speaking to him as if he were the guest at a fancy hotel and I was the concierge.

In my head the other giraffe is the nervous, pacing father who eventually has to go out (gently encouraged by April who really didn’t need that kind of energy in the room) and get some air and think about what this all means and how bringing this calf into the world really changes your priorities and who you are and…

Or maybe cancel it ... it might have been on too long. I’m enjoying Potomac because it hasn’t been on long enough that the cast is in on the joke in the same way that Atlanta is (although Charisse is getting there - she’s extra). I love Married to Medicine (and I think I’ll like it more now that Lisa isn’t going to be…

Trans-racial is very much a thing. It’s on the same spectrum as trans-gender, furries, and otherkin.

Man fuck this woman seriously. I am so tired of her getting press when there are black women who are doing amazing things. She doesn’t deserve a memoir. She belongs in an oubliette where we can forget about em’.

I knew what it was like to be a child and have to work as hard as an adult, and how it felt to be used and abused.

Who’d have thought “Sasha Baron Cohen impersonator” could be such a long and fruitful career choice!