*sigh* same old routine.

I don't know if it was Biden, but somebody has been jerking off in that box.

You know whose job it is to wash the dishes? The person who is good at it. Because that job needs to be done correctly and if you're not going to do it right, go spray Windex on something made of glass.

"Retrospectively Alarming Fanfiction" is going to be the title of my memoir.

Where did they find 1950's original Barbie head girl? She has the head squish and everything. O_O

No, this is exactly who we are with a 70 character limit.

Gauge. Dude he seriously has ONE EAR GAUGED.

He looks like every mistake I made between 2007 and 2011.

Monster High straitjacket chick in the grungy asylum for the win! Too awesome. I like seeing really well-done miniature tableaux like that. The work that goes into the craft & the photography, it's just verah verah cool.

Hold up - Barbie has jointed knees now? Like legit ones, not the "sort of bend legs that look weird at the table" legs?

Was coming to say the same thing. I'm sure this Emma person is a nice gal and all, but Dodai has earned this spot, and I think it fucking stinks she was passed over.

Jessica, I'm relieved to hear you'll be staying on at Jezebel. I've been reading the site for years (albeit mostly as a lurker, which is why I mainly languish in the grays) and really love it.

First, thank you Jessica Coen for making this site great for so long. I really can't say much more than that, it'd take to long and you probably have something to do other than reading me gush.

Thank you for fighting the good fight, Jessica. Every day, you and your amazing staff open this clueless guy's eyes more and more. I'm glad you're sticking around, though! :)

Umm, can we talk about how Gronk is definitely being a centerfold for Playcat in that picture?

Especially with kids, I think rather than encouraging weight loss, doctors should encourage MORE fun physical activity. Society's "Eat less, do less," model is limiting. "Eat more, do more" is empowering, especially for kids who are GROWING, regardless of current BMI. Physical activity helps people's bodies work the…

It is an old Southern expression phrased so it takes a minute for the hearer to understand you've just told him to urinate on his own face.

You should really piss up a rope, liberalsaredelusional.

Having been a fat kid and a fat teenager I would have loved it if a doctor had actually had a conversation with me about how much I was exercising, what do I eat? Do I know what a healthy diet looks like? Because no one did. Not one. I was just told, over and over again, to lose weight. Which turned into starving…

True facts- one of the reasons my husband isn't a Catholic any more is because his religion teacher in middle told him that heaven was only for people, no dogs. He said fuck that noise.