I know a woman whose childhood bedroom wound up with a Mitsubishi Lancer idling on top of her bed. Thankfully she wasn’t in the bed or I would never have met her or heard this story.

I boneheadedly drove away from the gas station with my filler cap still on the trunk.

Obit from his hometown paper. If you’ve never had a Yocco’s hotdog, well, you’ve never had a Yocco’s hotdog.

Bravo, sir. Bravo. 

There’s going to be a revolution.

Has it occurred to anyone else that this is the opposite of simplify and add lightness?

I once took a defensive driving course because I got a ticket for doing 75 mph in a 40 mph zone, in an active work zone, through the Vatican. None of that is accurate or true, but the trooper gave me the ticket nonetheless, and so my attorney advised me that it might improve my chances of not losing my license if I…

Most serious cyclists, not the aforementioned kids or drunks on Huffys, maintain a pace of somewhere between 15 and 25 mph. What you seem to be missing is that people who ride on streets are actually commuting or riding to hit mileage goals for training or fitness purposes. I ride 35 miles at least once a week on a…

It may be legal but it’s not required and in many cases it’s not safe even where it is legal.

I once saw these two cruising down the Pa. Turnpike. The guy who built the banana car lives around here.

In rural areas, many letter carriers use their own vehicles, so they’ll often chose a model that’s available with RHD. The Subaru Legacy was extremely popular for that reason.

The current USPS-owned RHD delivery vehicles are actually very well designed for being produced by the lowest bidder. A little company named…

The exception that proves the rule, they’re everywhere: The second photo is on the Pennsylvania Turnpike between the Allentown and Quakertown exits. I pass it at least twice a week.

If you can afford an $80,000 car to make a statement about how much you care about the environment, I’d imagine you can afford an $800 extension cord to own bros who have a problem with that.

It seems like the simplest solution to this problem is an extension cord.

When you consider that teachers control a significant chunk of students free time via homework, the risk seems manageable. 

I had this car with the same interior and navy blue exterior. It was an ‘89, manual and had the AllTrac 4WD system. It went great in the snow, but demanded precision. I learned that the hard way when I lifted to fast on an icy road and put it into a spin and bounced off a concrete filled pipe in someone’s front yard.…

Clearly, the sign should say, “Stop! This’ll fuck your shit up bro!”

This guy has some ideas.

You must be under 25. 

Plenty of homes throughout the Northeast and Midwest have no central air conditioning. Most people who don’t have central air have window units for the most frequently used rooms in the house. Some houses are built with large central fans in the attic that are surprisingly effective at blowing the air heated up during…