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McNarney!?

Funny thing, I ordered three yards of compost/soil. Got a raised bed 48”x96”x10.5. Three yards should fill that with about a yard left over.

As my girlfriend and I left a rest stop on the Massachusetts Turnpike, a sweaty, unshowered man wearing a Batman t-shirt ran out of the building and tackled me from behind.

My friend’s mom drove one these when we carpooled together in kindergarten. That’s when I learned the word “beige.”

He’s just inviting them back to his place to see his “etchings.”

Yes, but the tiniest stone chip in the heated part of the windshield will lead to a fatal crack. Source: My Outback has a windshield crack that has propagated the full width in this northeast deep freeze. Bonus: Pay double to replace windshield with heating element.

I would have thought that If the purpose of the springs was to press the wipers firmly against the glass, raising the wipers would take the tension off the springs.

Came here to make that joke. You got here first.

Gary-San. My mom had a red Renault 5 that she called Humphrey. When we moved to the States and she got a Nissan Sentra in the same hue, she dubbed it Humphrey-San.

“WANKER” on a 1980-something Jaguar XJ.

I’ve been experimenting on my 8-year-old son with this: Every so often I’ll ask him, “Does that car look old?” Certainly, in my 40-year-old world view, anything before about 1970 — about a decade before my birth — looks old fashioned to me. But my son says anything as old as the mid-90s — more than 20 years before his

One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen was a Geo Metro convertible, in that grape bubble gum color Geo had, with a large buck lashed across rear deck lid. Deer season in Central Pa. is no joke.

See, in Delaware County, Pa., people know how to deal with this kind of thing:

It actually said “Toyota” on the valve cover.

We had one at the moving company where I worked too, although I wouldn’t bet my life that it wasn’t a GMC Safari. I was just about the only non CDL employee with a clean driving record, so they’d have me drive a half dozen guys out to some site where we were moving an entire division of Lockheed Martin or meeting an

My friend’s ‘71 single cab Transporter.

And the Nissan Stanza that spits Benjamins. I actually remember that one.

They made an AllTrac Camry with a locking LSD. I had one and it was an incredible little car.