This DUAN post got me thinking about the opposite question last night: 1/29 DUAN

Man is Ken; Piss

To quote the great Bo Schembechler:
"If I make a mistake, I’m going to make a mistake aggressively and I’m going to make it quickly. I don’t believe in sleeping on a decision."

Brighton Basketball Player: As much as I think it's classless to chant, "We want Slurpees," I've witnessed much worse from our very own Brighton coaches in other sports.

[Reads Headline]: Grand Jury To Investigate 1983 Death Of Jimmy Snuka's Girlfriend

[Attempts to formulate verse...]

Buzz, your girlfriend... Woof!

Swift's Boat Sunk: Record Scrutinized by Industry Veterans; "She Wasn't Deserving of the Honor," Says Former Band Member of Swift's.

The Spaniard should have expected an explosive hit after Basqueing in the glory of his victory.

Henderson: "Get that antique ruffled shirt the hell out of here!"
Rick Ray: "Tisk Tisk! They're making a comeback, according to GQ!"

Usually the Islanders are on the receiving end of a horrible call when Ronaiah Tuiasosopo discovers he has exceeded the allotted minutes on his cell phone plan.

Reading comments: "...having iced inch-long studs raked across your face, the pissing hail stinging your cuts and eyes and your fingers involuntarily curling..."

Vermont will play just well enough all season (see: playing Duke as close as they did) to win their conference and make you really question: Is this the team that can be this year's Cinderella?

Big deal: boxes of Fresh Step sometimes come with lizards too.

"Mr. Weber, I can make this giant problem go away for $8,000 and courtside seats for the Heat and Sixers..."

They should've known that if you Egger on, the Adventures of Lolo can easily turn into an 8-bit drama.

Illinois Police are focusing their search on area Chili's restaurants because Marcus was last heard muttering, I want my baby back. I want my baby back...

This shouldn't offend Daniel Snyder in the least.

Imagine that the synthetic PEDs that have been developed in the last 10-15 years were available in professional sports from the 1920s on up. All those professional athletes came to learn what today's pros already know: that they could recover quicker, get stronger and faster, and possibly add 3-5+ productive years on…

Ill advised jumps...