“Are women obligated to shave their legs?” is a solid third.

“Butthat doesn’t mean we should stop talking about it.”

The often-quoted Blackstone's formulation says, "It is better that 10 guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer." Benjamin Franklin later tweaked the quote, changing the 10 to a whopping 100. Hernandez later shot Benjamin Franklin, after an altercation at a nightclub.

Popovich: Hey guys got somethin' to say about my team

"We didn't bring Sam in here to be a chip. I'm the only 'chip' here." - Chip Kelly, always yuks

Another tip: When they say "Hi, my name is Candy!" don't say, "Okay, now what's your real name?" Or if they have an accent, don't accuse them of faking it just to seem exotic. It's not clever, it's rude. You wouldn't go to a play and accuse the actors of being phonies, would you? Accept the performance for what…

I bet you a five dollars bill that the joker was wearing khakis and a sport coat festooned with a flag pin.

It doesn't involve the formality of a planned kinky scene with a clear beginning and a definite end. It's just rough and raw: it's the thrill of grabbing your partner, manhandling them, shoving them around, slapping them, bending them to your will. I have a hunger for this type of play. It has an unfiltered, primal…

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Let's be fair here though, in said hypothetical encounter, Muschamp would have the immediate all-around advantages, but then make a series of terrible decisions resulting in the Twitterer almost or completely winning the fight outright. At which point, the Florida campus police would step in and clean up the mess, and…

Immediately afterwards, Dan Snyder came in and polled them on whether or not they thought The Washington Redskins name was inappropriate.

I'm a huge fan of the Ravens, and I've had to steer clear of Facebook today due to the abundance of heinous bullshit people are posting in response to this. So let me just say a couple things to head some notions off at the pass:

Isn't the job of a good PR person to be the one not always up the client's ass?There have been so many high profile instances of AMA on Twitter gone wrong, I can't believe PR people still suggest it.

Thus proving you can in fact go broke underestimating the taste of the American public.