John McEnroe as John Munch.

“That’s your name. Sir William Thatcher. Your father heard that.”

Yeah, but they got him cheap: 7 years, $9M

Shut your damn mouth. Self Checkout is the greatest thing in the world, because it allows you to buy embarrassing as shit without having to face a judgemental cashier. They took out all the self checkout aisles from my CVS and I wanted to punch a child in the stomach. So now I have to buy several other things so…

I’m pretty sure the question of whether one is an asshole depends on whether you return your shopping cart to where it goes, or just let it roll around the parking lot.

I accept your apology and hope that you and your air conditioner are very happy together.

That would have been Shannon Sharpe, not Sterling.

At the end you’re supposed to tell us to start working from home for Google so we can make $50000 a month.

tl;dr Straight white men objectively face individual small hardships for being straight, white, and male. I think we, as the activist/progressive movement, should be able to acknowledge those hardships’ existence at the same time as we recognize that they must happen to serve the goal of greater justice.

... are you really in the greys on your own article? God damn, that’s cold.

Cats would totally piss on a person aflame, because they know the quantity of their urine is not enough to extinguish the fire but would still make the situation less pleasant.

As Liz would say, “to travel is worth any cost or sacrifice”

sometimes you’ll see him create the contact, on purpose, by plowing into Klay Thompson’s chest, and then he will launch himself backward as though struck by a tank shell, like it was Thompson’s fault.

EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT snoop-a-loop

As a single person for about a year or so, I admit to miss making out more than bumping of uglies. Making out is super underrated.

Well for one, that account started when Whitlock was working at Foxsports.com and was virtually invisible. Who the fuck is making a parody account and tweeting daily on it for a damn foxsports.com writer.

I don’t understand why Tampa has to absolutely take a QB. Tampa is a dump of a team entirely. Mariota or Winston isn’t going to singlehandedly change that within the next few years. Take a more sure thing there. Start loading up on other positions. Spend another year being bad again (pretty much what you’d be drafting…

And don’t forget!