Why is Gwyneth wearing my Nana’s house coat? Does she keep her smokes in the inside pocket too?

For me it was when Paul Newman died.

The curse of growing old yourself is seeing all these people who have given you such joy themselves age and, in time, pass.

presumably that family refers to it as “sowing one’s domesticated oats.”

Queen Elizabeth II has a much firmer grasp of history, appropriateness, military sacrifice and compassion then every single member of this miserable grifter band.

Meh. Lets not do what fox news did to michelle O. This is nothing. Not a bad idea, all in all.

“Ketchup does not belong on le bœuf, imbécile!”

Never thought I’d be counting on people like Macron and Merkel to save the free world from the likes of Trump, but here we are.

Thank god Macron won, I don’t think I could have handled watching Marine simpering up at Trump in feminine reverence.

Apparently, I was doing a lot of illegal drink in a few different states over the last few years. Oops!

Fox has been doing a great job of avoiding actual news. Every time a new Trump story breaks, you can count on Tucker to spend his show talking about Hillary or burritos instead. And all the while he wears the expression of a man who’s just been smacked in the face with a fish.

This dumbass, dead-eyed motherfucker.....

Knowing how to tell your johns, “I take cash, VISA, and American Express” in several different languages isn’t the same as actually “speaking” the language.

I WAS eating. Now I have half a sandwich and a Chobani that are up for bids.

I would LOVE to see that smug little weasel Kushner taken down.

It would be all Pocahontas, all the time, for sure.

WELL I DO NOW!

I disagree. I think it’s in Democrats best interest to look like they’re being partisan and not put too much trust in Comey- *yet*.

Kudos. All the stars out tonight are yours...

I used to smoke in the month of June - I have no knowledge of why.