Yes to all of this! Hell yeah.

If I were him (and I’m glad I’m not, because shady Eastern European gangsters, the Trump administration, and prison are three things that completely freak me out) I would have put in a flower clock. They’re not uncommon in Europe. Here’s the one in Vienna:

Did you see that video TMZ dug up from 2005 of Courtney Love calling Weinstein out at an event. But since she’s crazy no body took her seriously.

People are talking about how many beautiful guests we have booked the best guests guests you wouldn’t believe the most guests they’ve ever had believe me not many people knew about this

Wait a minute, are you telling me that noted piece of garbage James Woods snorts bushels of cocaine from an actual snow shovel while furiously masturbating to close-in shots of Trump’s whithered golfpants moose knuckle? Wow that’s crazy that he definitely does that.

I’m glad you appreciate it! Also, “released” is arguably the wrong word there. Theatrical films are released. TV programs are aired.

We’re gonna need a bigger rocket.

Let’s hope not.

See this is where you loose me. Let me explain: I’m an older gay man.

it’s a “rafter” of turkeys, unlike the “raft” of ducks (on dry land):)

#neverforget

Heels are a thing.

But it would have showed that misogyny played a part.

We’ve all been there. You either put up with slimy creep making you feel uncomfortable and hate yourself for tolerating his bullshit later. Or, you make a scene and have everyone tell you to lighten up because having the rampant sexism in our society pointed out makes people uncomfortable. It isn’t polite to demand to…

Trump shaped ecstacy should be called agony instead.

Can you picture yourself under any circumstances putting Trump’s head in your mouth?

God I wish Gorka would fuck off, if only because he likes to play up his British Army bullshit “oh I was in a super secret Intel unit who hunted down the IRA”.

but you’re admitting your dick IS small.