“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

Like many Americans who are non bigot assholes, why the fuck would anyone want to speak to a piece of shit parent who actively votes against the self-interest of an entire nation and for a party that routinely is against the entire composition of her family, from out of wedlock children to interracial relationships,…

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Not the Hokey Pokey?

You were being really shitty, so it made me a little cranky.
Also it was only 2. that’s not that many.

Yeah, I guess I did take that to far. Sadly, that’s the trouble with only knowing one of an issue you rarely ever experience. My apologizes.

I said the same thing. Her incessant blubbering probably prompted the guy to try and rescue. I travel with my children alone often and if someone had taken my stroller and hit me with it my first response would not be to dissolve into a puddle of tears.

So maybe, MAYBE the failure is in the fact that we take young boys and teach them to be endlessly aggressive, and beat a level of violent competition and unwillingness to compromise or lose into them.

It wasn’t about “just a football player” it was that some people can maintain some perspective and avoid raping,…

It is no exaggeration to say that the green-eyed tabby (Sugar, aka Boogie) and that dog (Maggie aka Maggie-moo aka possibly the dumbest dog I’ve ever known) love one another:

Nevermind that the economy was better than it’s been in decades

I heard he’s also running the White House March Madness pool, planning the pre-emptive nuke strike on N. Korea (soon, fuckers), teaching conversational Hebrew to Hope Hicks, emceeing the Easter Egg Roll (feat. Kanye West!), doing sofa yoga with KellyAnne, and defusing the constitutional crisis in Venezuela. All this…

Barf, indeed, but you know it’s probable. (No matter how bad things get, they can get worse.)

There’s been a rash of racist shit going down at Eastern Michigan University, my old alma mater. Racist graffiti on the sides of buildings, cards for alt-right/white supremacy websites being dropped at the library......

This is not a new theory.

I’m troubled by what is going to happen to maternity care. It sounds like we will backslide on it to a before ACA state of not being covered by most insurance companies. Glad I’m due to give birth to our first child any day now but I worry about if/when we decide to have a second child.

That’s what happens on a day without women!

Yep, I can’t stand Melania either (birther bitch), but I will conceded to loving her very appropriate outfit on 1/20.

Clearly the man had issues.

Oh, the places you’ll go. Well, not you. This is more for kids who, I mean, maybe. You never know. I hear they’re doing some great things with medicine these days. Anything is possible. But you probably won’t be going anywhere. I mean, I don’t want to give you false hope, you know? It’s still a good book though. Dr.…

I admit I haven’t seen Manchester by the Sea to make an assessment on the score, but I loved Roger Neill’s score for 20th Century Women, and that didn’t get nominated, either: