Most private Christian schools, including Catholic schools, make teachers as well as parents sign a contract with a morality clause that states they will live the “values” of the church the school is attached to, which presumably in this case includes not producing softcore porn. These are very common and state very…

Not necessarily. A lot of people live off of social security alone.

Fake news? Click-bait?

it’s all pretty positive. VSCO girls give off an empowering air of, “IDGAF what you think of me.”

nah.

It’s that list, cross-referenced with a list of restaurants without locks on their dumpsters.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

In the good old days we’d just force kids to eat shit they didn’t like. Not woke, but keeps them alive and healthy.

But they never once considered putting him on multivitamins until the damage was irreversible? Like, if the guy was eating one type of meat and one vegetable, they maybe should’ve considered that nutrition MIGHT be an issue.

Given the rarity of reliable kickers, I would not be terribly surprised to learn that the good ones are under orders not to attempt tackles. I mean, what’s one kick return TD versus losing Will Lutz for the rest of the season with a torn ACL?

A lot of teams are having the punter do the kickoffs these days, so the kicker doesn’t have to do anything beyond make kicks. I would still worry about a botches snap situation where she might end up as a ball carrier, but that would be really rare.

It is such a weird complaint. Like I would understood if the argument was rather that the option for trick plays might not be the same with female kickers just because of the throwing power issue as that would be a complication, but since when has the skill set of a kicker included tackling?

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

„what am I even watching? Why is this happening? There is nothing sexy about this.“

I get asked is how much did I charge for <blank> service. People want to know your “worth” so they can decide where you belong.

I do because my sister got me this really awesome apron with owls on it plus I use lots of tomato sauce and am clumsy, but I really don’t feel GENDER OPPRESSION during operations.

I’m feminist as fuck and am an amazing cook and have a plethora of aprons. I also scrub a mean toilet. That doesn’t make me a sad little regressive wifey, it makes grownup who knows how to do basic tasks required for human survival. I also can do basic plumbing, I took my oven clear apart the fix the damn thing, and I…

you used the wrong picture if you were hoping to garner sympathy for Semenya

She does have an advantage with the extra testosterone it isn’t her fault but the other runners are at a disadvantage running against her she could run the longer events the 1,500 ,3,000 or the mile and see how she holds up and it’s a few other runners who have this same condition.

This is just one of many examples of all the great shit that AA and anti smoking organizations are depriving us of.