Are you Clem, formerly of 2O4T and TG365?

And if you look out the right side of the vehicle you’ll catch a glimpse of the rare Hotsauce Hipster. This hipster has the unique habit of transporting his small-batch hot sauce in an artisanal growler. A close cousin of the Beer Hipster and the Coffee Hipster, this is truly a once in a lifetime siting. 

And if you look out the right side of the vehicle you’ll catch a glimpse of the rare Hotsauce Hipster. This hipster…

Wait a minute, there’s nobody called Les Moonves at CBS!

There always the Mountain Dew.

Well, Superheated Steam Countertop Oven, you’re an odd toaster, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

So all gay men ARE boy-hungry pedophiles! Here I was worried that we’d forgotten how dangerous the gays are. Thanks, Kev!

Dear god. It’s the night of the unnecessarily-combative pedant. You guys are EVERYWHERE tonight.

Double post. My bad.

Double post. My bad.

Oh, honey. I was going to give you a star for such a funny line. But you’re serious, aren’t you? Bless your heart

Paco? Paco!!!

That’s reductionist and simple-minded. He wore a shirt, and probably other things, too.

My wife has a friend who came to our home and pulled that shit back in 2000. She hasn’t been allowed back in since. Don’t fuck with my cookware.

I have Calphalon non-stick in 8", 10", and 12" varieties. Every time the Teflon starts to wear, I send it in and they replace it. I haven’t bought a new non-stick pan in over 20 years. Just make sure that you buy the type with a lifetime warranty and to save the original receipt. It’s like having a laminated doctor’s…

Harriet Tubman? I hear people are very excited about what she’s doing. Really great, great things we’re seeing from her.

I don’t know why everybody is getting upset with you. I agree. These people should have been prepared. For their lack of preparedness they absolutely deserve to die. But hopefully not before watching their children die. You know, to teach them a lesson. Before they die.

Wait, there’s a “rest of Illinois”? I just assumed it was wild corn surrounding the collar counties. What language do they speak where you come from? What kinds of food do you eat? I have a dog. Do you have dogs in “the rest of Illinois”? Can we be pen pals?

Your screen name.

Legitimate question that I hope you can answer. Is there any record of Sims performing similar, experimental, surgical trials on white women during this same time? Also without the benefit of ether? Any record of him inspecting white women in the manner described? If not, why not? Wouldn’t that suggest that he knew…

In Soviet Russia, shuttle discovers you.

I normally roll my eyes at exchanges like these and move on. I’ve never read through the whole, asinine exchange much less commented on a classic deployment of a post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy. So this is a first. And all to say this: