Always wondered what it would be like if they had MJ in that game. Unstoppable?

But it's past their bedtime! Wahhhhhh, wahhhhh!

LOL ASU GOT BLOWN OUT BY A WORSE TEAM ON NATIONAL TV LOL LOL LOL

Why would they be fair? This is an East Coast publication.

It's named after FDR and Eleanor. Thank god for their anti-Nazi stance, which is something their GOP opponents were shaky on.

He wouldn't be the first guy in Philly to be tipping pitches.

I agree, it's totally irrelevant to this article. He should have called it "dickbait" instead.

Holy shit that is funny, best caption ever!

The version of the joke that is most famous is "ugu", not "roo-roo." See:

In other news from about a year ago:

Yeah, but if you ignore the facts that came out, then he's a rapist. Case closed!

Someone must've been up all night studying for their urinalsysis test.

Big deal - train sponsors have removed their ads from Vikings broadcasts since the 2005 Love Boat scandal, mainly for fear of the phrase "run a train" or "running a train" airing.

St. Louis: Come for the sanctimonious assholes, stay for the racism!

Just the tip?

IDK, but I'm pretty sure that the "black" category includes Will and Justin Blackmon. Call it a hunch.

"Of coarse the Bears have the most Mexicans in the leauge, everyone knows that Mexicans don't like fences and you can't spell defence without fence lol smh"

I have used a ton of Microsoft and Apple computers over the last 15 years, but goddamnit if Windows 8 and its related software isn't the most unnecessarily-difficult shit to ever use. It's like Microsoft said, "You know all those people who know how to use our products? Fuck 'em! Let's do something totally different…

I'd still bet on Puig, as he appears to have much faster reflexes than Madison. Would probably be a fun fight to watch.

Skee-lo gives beaming approval.