But Trayvon Martin is a thug and George Zimmerman is a good, law abiding citizen who exercises his second amendment rights responsibly.

George Zimmerman is walking, breathing proof that you can get away with anything in this country, so long as you only aim your crimes at people with fewer socioeconomic privileges.

I just... ya'll I dig him. But this is

Well then vomit away because you dismissing people's valid concern about cultural appropriation is bullshit. People are sick of others co-opting aspects of their culture and disrespecting the people within it. That's what Iggy has done. She has a superficial admiration for hip hop culture but doesn't give two fucks…

Why did you not post the thing he said about black people and Michael Brown aka the most interesting fucked up part:

Pretty sure this woman's feelings or consent didn't even enter into his mind.

God - as if learning to love yourself at that age (or any) isn't hard enough, and then you look in the yearbook and someone has basically marked you as "not pretty enough" and made you into what they think you should look like? I had terrible self esteem at that age - if this had happened to me, I might still be…

I'll admit though, the humblebragging is just absolutely priceless. "Hey ladies on a lady blog, let me tell you in detail just how big my dick is! No, wait, I need to describe it in detail!" ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED.

Every time. Like locusts shedding their skins in season.

I mean, condoms are definitely uncomfortable, but so is herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and that worst STD of all: children.

Oh, these threads are always priceless. Please, dudes, explain the nuances of your personal boner comfort to us all! We care about your boners!

I have to believe that the universe is converging upon this very moment for Lisa Bonet to finally, triumphantly slap the mess out of her TV family.

I suspect that, like most things with the NYPD, at the bottom of this issue is the fact that Chirlane McCray is black.

I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.

Get out.