Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O "iced tea motherfucker" Reilly, Megan "Dreaming of a White Santa" Kelly and Fox News employees should release a statement condemning the attacks. Or does the racial monolith not apply to white people?

Bisexual girl here:

Re: Charlie Sheen. FFS. He's a violent asshole who has been arrested for beating up his girlfriends and wives, many many times. He fucking shot Kelly Preston when they were together. I get so irate when I see his ugly fucking face, especially when he's lecturing a woman about her ass.

This reminds me of the famous Onion article, "Marilyn Mansion Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People."

That evening, Linda Schmidt was preparing to drive her daughter Alyssa to a Girl Scouts meeting when she found Manson standing on her porch draped in sheep entrails.

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

These aren't really that batshit. They're more like quotes from a person who wants to really appear to be batshit. Marilyn Manson was appealing to me when I was 14, but it's been a long time since then.

I see you with your Pushing Daisies reference, Madeleine. Pie-Maker Lee Pace gave me many pants feelings.

A woman did it first.

That video of Chris Evans looking exceptionally attractive (I think I just went through adolescence all over again) has reminded me...."Agent Carter" is on tomorrow, you guys! Here is an image of two extremely attractive people:

Falling for it how? Like we actually think she's a baby? Because we do and she is.

Quick question, how do you propose we handle the many conflicts that are sure to arise between this blog here and "Candle Feeds the Flame", my often planned Hall and Oates-themed sub-Kinja?

They really should be expelled. Guys who think drugging and raping people is funny should not have access to the drugs that dentists so commonly use to numb pain or make people unconscious.

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

You're about to experience so much disappointment in your life.

this is so salty

Pour one out for Grandpa tonight.

Shot by Uncle Terry? Nicki nooooooooo