I remember all of it. I can bust it out at any time, any place. Just like Bist du Bei Mir. It's amazing what things from childhood stay forever lodged in your psyche.

Being a child with no extra responsibilities, living off minimum wage is pretty easy. Being an adult with a mortgage, a family to feed, minimum wage is impossible to manage. Working three jobs to make ends meet? Most people are already doing that. Your perception of poverty is skewed, and you still haven't…

Oh no, Walmart is going to lose money. See how sad I am? So sad.

This is amazing.

That's a pretty creepy thing to say.

My mom is pretty culturally ignorant, but she can tell the difference between the Asian written languages. They really don't look similar. I doubt she'd be able to tell the actual people apart, but she's got the writing on lock.

I enjoy some of the K-Pop male groups too. Their music videos are great, but their live performances are even better. They put on a damn good show. It's the same reason I would never turn down a chance to see Lady Gaga live, she's an entertainer. I don't particularly like her music, and I don't own any of her albums,…

Man. I'm not even a big fan of K-Pop or anything, but Girls' Generation is insanely popular. If you haven't heard of them, you must be living in a bubble.

You're overanalyzing things to an incredible degree. Look, some people have different sex drives. It doesn't mean that he finds you unattractive, it doesn't mean that he's disappointed in you or doesn't enjoy your company. It just means that sex isn't the most important thing in his life. Despite what "conventional…

I really do recommend Key & Peele if you're jonesing for Chappelle type humour.

With BioWare games in particular, you're spending time with incredibly well-crafted characters. Most of the gameplay has to do with interactions with your party members, and romance is an inevitable part of that. You form emotional bonds with these characters, which shows how well BioWare can pull off their…

Lost Odyssey was effing amazing and the last JRPG I actually played more than 6 hours of.

Anchorman.

I was one of the people that actually bought Fraps back in vanilla WoW. Am I in the minority?

The last one is my favourite. Big man, small crib.

I clean my electronics on a monthly basis. That means cracking open both PCs, taking some bits out and giving it all a thorough dusting. I found a big spider in my case once, but no nightmare fuel like this. If you stick to a regular cleaning schedule, as most people ought to, this should never happen.

Not like Sony or Apple are any better. ToS agreements are BS.

Then there's no reason to allow them to monitor me in any way. They need to give incentive, or they'll be getting fuck all.

Yeah, that sentence made zero sense.

It should be an opt-in service, and they should be paying me to do it. I get paid to take consumer surveys, this is just the ultimate form of that.