Don't worry. To smooth things over, Bowden invited Spielman and his wife over for dinner.

What happens when you see someone yawn? You don't want to yawn, do you? You don't suddenly feel the urge to stretch your back, relax your diaphragm, and feel the sweet, sweet taste of a super-oxygenated breath? You don't then yawn, right?

BUCS OWNER: Can anyone tell me what's going on with that defective black cannon?

Frankly any bro who would wear one of these shirts is doing us all a favor. It is a beacon that screams "Stay very very far away from me."

The CDC had to show up after another report of resistant staff.

Mike, you seem like a nice guy. But let me explain how things work around here.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

In keeping with the sport's catch-and-release ethos, Shaun Brown is now back on the streets.

Oh, I see this is your first visit to a comments section on a racially charged piece of news from the deep South. Welcome.

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

Don't ever change, Massholes.

If you're considering the fantasy football implications of this please suck start a shotgun.

For perspective on how horrible that Southern Miss loss was:

And glossing over Brown's story that he was molested at 8 as more chest-thumping from a guy with a history of clownishness does a disservice to Brown's own recovery, and to the recovery of other male victims.

I'm a little upset that it's not mentioned that Jezebel also messed up in how this was addressed.

Is the smear on Jesus here necessary, really?

Does this mean that we traded Tuesday Night Fights to Jezebel? Please tell me this means we traded Tuesday Night Fights to Jezebel.

Really? You're going to go the 'hot lesbian action' route?

"Chuck Lorre steals my jokes for his show. I know because I've seen it and its not funny at all."

"I see that you're trying hard, but please don't get that near my face"

- 1992 Production Assistant